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Glumshoe: My Grandfather Keeps Calling Iphone Emojis “Ouija Boards”. Earlier He Was Raving About Romaine Lettuce Being Contaminated With “Tuberculosis”.

Eva-420: People Who Are Trying To Be Nice About That Dude Who Got Killed By The Sentinelese Are Like. Man I Get You But You Dont Have To Be Nice. That Guy Wasnt Killed, He Died. He Died Just The Same As If I Decided To Eat A Bunch Of Rat Poison. Oh

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