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Corvell: One-Time-I-Dreamt: I Was Walking In The Forest During Winter, And Saw A Wendigo Sitting Under A Tree. I Asked It If It Was Going To Kill Me. It Said, “No, This Is Just A Dream.” So I Sat Next To It In The Snow For A Bit And Then He Said,
Ellaneedschocolate:uzumakijpeg:uzumakijpeg: Have You Ever Finished A Test In 30 Minutes And No One Else Was Even Close To Being Done I’m Either Really Smart Or I Fucked Up Entirely Nailed It Or Failed It
Snarthurt: Snarthurt: Snarthurt: Ok, Fine. The Only Reason I Buy Milk In Bags And Not Big Ol’ Jugs Is Because They Just Don’t Fucking Sell Them In Jugs. It’s Stupid. I Now See That It Is Stupid. I Feel Like Im Living In Hell With These Shitty Bags
Captainsnoop: *My Underwear Shrinks And Explodes Like In An Anime, Exposing My Privates* Aww Fuck
Lmaonade:wow I Sure Hope *Starts Smacking My Neck* Theres No Vampires Around. *Slaps My Neck Really Really Hard* I Hope There’s No Vampires Who Might Want To Bite Me And Suck My Blood Right Here From My *I Am Smacking So Godforsakenly Hard* Neck
Lameblr: Lameblr: Millennials Have No Brand Loyalty Because They’re Poor Not Bc They’re Disloyal Survey: What Brand Of Toilet Paper Do You Buy And Why?Me: Whatever’s On Sale My Ass Ain’t Picky
Nuderefsarebest:
Sealedbeastnue:“What Time Is It” You Ask, I Pull Out My 2.7 Metric Ton Granite Sundial And Immediately Crush Both Of Your Feet, I Loudly Announce “It Is Cloudy”
Serpent Bones
Avvocarlo: If Your Eyes Start Hurting What You’ve Got To Do Is Lay Down And Close Them For A While…. Now That’s A Sexy Little Manoeuvre That We In The Medical Field Like To Call “Sleep”
Beedablogs:naughty Goats Get The Noodle Horns
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