killuo: ladylexluther: This isn’t surreal this is high school And college

killuo: ladylexluther: This isn’t surreal this is high school And college

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Imperiumsinefine: Animedads: Folks, I’m Just Gonna Say It. I Don’t Think It Rains For Long Enough Periods Of Time. It Rains Hard, It Sounds Good, I’m Comfortable Inside, But Within 5 Minutes The Jig Is Up. The Dream Is Over. I Think It Should Rain

I Am Tipsy And In The Shower And I Gotta Shave And Do Shower Things But I Just Want To Travel

I Am A Lightweight And Proud

Wellmanicuredman: Lotterywinnersonacid: Today A Student Emailed Over A Draft Of His Essay On 1984 And Had Clearly Used A Thesaurus On Every Single Word, And How I Know This Is Because The The Party Slogan ‘Big Brother Is Watching You’ Had Become

Mrpinchy: Mrpinchy: Friend: Why Are You Crying?? Me: This Cat Is So Long She

Our Mage Still Needed Makeup For Some Spell, So (Of Course) He Broke Into A House To Steal Some.

I Wish I Had A Cohesive Friend Group

Someth1Ngpersonal: Morgueresident: Liftedandgiftedd: That “You’re Always Invited” Stuff Doesn’t Work For Me You Have To Personally Invite Me Or Else I’ll Feel Like I’m Showing Up Uninvited Sounds Like Something A Vampire Would Say Little

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199Noir: Ricanpoe: Gawdofdopeshit: Missytobi: Mindd-Over-Matt3R: Hipster: The “Stare” Before The Kiss. The “Kiss” Before The Fuck. The “Fuck” Before The Cuddle. The “Cuddle” Before Sleep. The “Fruit” By The Foot. The

Cellobotomy: Stimmystuffs: Stimmystuffs: Also I Met A Millionaire (Possibly Billionaire ? Her Family Owns The Mall Of America And She Made A $100 Million Donation To My Brothers Possible Future School) Today Bc She Donated That Much Money To My Brothers

Arabwife:i Like Being Alone But I Want Someone To Be Alone With, If That Makes Sense

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