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Starkravinghazelnuts: Viudanegraaa: The Only Thing Pepper Wants Is For Tony Not To Kill Himself. She Doesn’t Hate Iron Man, Doesn’t Hate That He Suits Up. That’s It. I Didn’t Even Know This Was Something People Debated Like Wtf She Looks At

Shadetastic: Vichy: Vichy: I Think. Ok. Like. John Mulaney And The Mcelroys Aren’t Actually That Funny In Terms Of Their Improv/The Quality Of Their Jokes. There Are People With Much Better Written Comedy Sets And Funnier Improv, But The Way That

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Syfylesbian: Syfylesbian: Im Watching Planet Earth And Theres This One Small Scene Where The Most Round Seal Ever Swims Past And Id Just Like To Thank David Attenborough For Bringing Us This Good Good Orb Seal Ok So I Did Some Seal Research Tm And

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Tsunamiwavesurfing: Weedman Sent My Boy A Singular Text Saying “I Got That Mojo Jojo” Im Tryna Tell Him Whatever That Is Its Gon Kill Him

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