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Kelpforestdweller: Traderjoestars: Meganecon: ?????? They Told Us About This In My Intro Biology Course? Like Apparently Being A Sphere Maximizes Your Surface Area To Volume Ratio, Which Leads To Losing Less Heat.so The Colder The Climate, The More

Shit My Players Say

Bogleech: Cashier The Other Day: “Have A Nice Night!” Me Failing To Load One Correct Response From Multiple Possibilities: …….“Youp!”

Midnight-Owlie: Chillmascdude: Party Idea: As The Night Goes On, Kidz Bop Versions Of Songs Are Mixed In Little By Little. By The Time The Party Comes To A Close, People Are Too Drunk To Notice They’ve Been Dancing To Kidz Bop For Hours Chaotic Hilarious

Pterodactylparadox: What Is Is About Having The Lights Off In A Classroom That Gets Kids So Worked Up Like Even In High School If You Enter A Room And Turn On The Lights Everyone Looks At You As If They’re Demon Monkeys In An Ancient Mesoamerican

Ouijasquiji: “Why Are You Eating Ice Cream In The Winter” Because Its Fuckin Good???

Slimetony: I Was Having A Wonderful Dream I Was In A Swimming Pool And It Got Frozen And I Was Stuck There Until Winter Was Over And It Was Alright

The Tyrant Lizard King

Glumshoe: Strangelybeautifulworld: Glumshoe: Glumshoe: My Method Of Getting Kids Not To Swear At Camp Was Just To Appeal To Their Sense Of Fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m Not Allowed To Swear In Front Of You Guys. It’s Not Fair

Crownofmanga: Pcate: Its 3 Am Why Do I Do This To Myself.don’t Use Shampoos As Microphones, Kids.kind Of Inspired On This Wait But Why Is This Me

Solidarity Forever

Lemondemon: Nemfrog: “Each Dot Represents 5,000 Hogs.” World Geography. 1948. Untapped Infinite Hog Supply In The Ocean Canada And Mexico Are Overrun With Hogs Aswell

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