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Memes, Dreams, And Screams

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Rodella: The Word Lover Is So Infinitely Soft. So Universal. So Timeless. Two Girls With Awkward, Hungry Hands. A Boy And A Girl In The Dark. Two Men In Empty Light. A Marriage Of 40 Years. Letters Over Eons. Sappho’s Poems. The Corner Of A Mouth. Lovers,

Alxmas: Cyanide-Santa: Look At Her Fucking Face She Looks Like She Just Got Away With A Fart Isnt That Juanita From Desperate Housewives

Spiduhman: Jonathan, Looking In The Window: Look! Steve’s Reading A Christmas Story To The Kidsnancy: See, I Told You We Could Trust Him To Watch The Kids While We Were Gonejonathan, Internally: I Wonder What He’s Reading…Steve: T’was The Night

Benepla: I Can’t Wait To Use Snap Map So Everyone In My Friend Group Knows I Hang Out In The Sewers Making Little Dresses For Rats Who Hate And Bite Me

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Live A Little (Die A Lot)

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Three Years Into The Water Crisis

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