lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it* me: yeah

lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it me: yeah

lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it me: yeah

lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it me: yeah

lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it me: yeah

lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it me: yeah

lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it me: yeah

lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it me: yeah

lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it me: yeah

lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it me: yeah

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