sniffing: #that bird is trying so hard to comfort it’s slightly aggravated human friend #’paul come here everything’s gonna be okay’ #’fuck off barry i’m not in the mood’ #’paul’ #’PAUL’ #’PAUL PLEASE I AM HERE FOR YOU’

sniffing: #that bird is trying so hard to comfort it’s slightly aggravated human friend #’paul come here everything’s gonna be okay’ #’fuck off barry i’m not in the mood’ #’paul’ #’PAUL’ #’PAUL PLEASE I AM HERE FOR YOU’

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Infucate: I Hate When You’re On Your Period And It Feels Like Blood Is Getting On Your Underwear Every 5 Minutes

Heart: Deletlng: Heart: Guys Wtf My Electricity Just Went Out What The Fuck I Hope It Wore A Jacket It’s Back But Thanks For Your Sense Of Humor Very Appreciated

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Spookyhella: Casually Call People “Human” To Unsettle Them And Make Them Question What Sort Of Being You Are

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Justyouraveragedesi:please Stop Complaining About People’s Thick Accents. They Learned An Entire Language, Allowing Them To Communicate With You; The Least You Could Do Is Respect That.

Marblenerdette:my Brother Had To Call Me While I Was Driving Home To Tell Me My Mom Was On A Conference Call, So I Wouldn’t Slam The Door Open And Yell “Guess Who’s Home, Motherfuckers” Like I Usually Do.

Lesbianpirates: My Flatmate Told Me That Theres This Cat Always Around At The Uni Campus, Often In The Library (It Even Has Its Own Library Card) The Owner Made A Facebook Group Called Pepspotting (The Cats Name Is Pep) Where You Can Post Pics Of The

Fatgirlopinions:some Of My Biggest Insecurities Only Became Insecurities After My Mother Pointed Them Out To Me And Turned My Characteristics Into Flaws. Parents, Fucking Watch What You Say To Your Kids.

Allons-Y-To-The-Stars: Melamuse:the Best Birthday Cas Could Ever Ask For. Inspired By X The-Heavenly-War-Rages-On

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