Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head.

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A Man Was Walking Along A California Beach And Stumbled Across An Old Lamp. He Picked It Up And Rubbed It And Out Popped A Genie! The Genie Said, Ok. You Released Me From The Lamp, Blah, Blah Blah. This Is The Fourth Time This Month And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Getting

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Don't Tell Me To Shut Up. It Hurts My Feelings.

So My Mom Came Over For The First Time

@Dngitsdavid Went To The Gym Without Me D:

Does This Girl Ever Close Her Mouth?

Awww, Look At My Baby Cousin Anthony On Fuckyeahsexyasians.tumblr.com

I Wear Make Up - So I'm Fake, I Get Dressed Up - So I'm Stuck Up, I Say What I Think - So I'm A Bitch, I Cry Sometimes - So I'm An Attention Seeker, I Talk To Guys - So I'm A Slut, I Stand Up For Myself - So I'm Mouthy, I Like My Food - So I'm Fat. Seems

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I'm Ugly. I'm Aware Of That.

Oh I Havent Been On Tumblr In A While.

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