iwanttobeafirefly: omegaling: I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor. It may horrify people to know that the fear of a zombie apocalypse is the reason morticians sew the jaws shut and purposefully break one kneecap. Although

iwanttobeafirefly: omegaling: I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor. It may horrify people to know that the fear of a zombie apocalypse is the reason morticians sew the jaws shut and purposefully break one kneecap. Although

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Pleasent-Dreams: Memoryanddesire-Stirring: Anomandaris77: Cartackreeg: Bandwnudes: Lmao If This Is Real, I Need To Get It For The Wife. Lolz Heh. ~Omg…Bahahaha!!!~ Coughs Excuse Me While I Run Off To Wal-Mart!

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Meghanbluebird: Discovergeneralmills: Walk In. See This. Wat Do? Depends, Do You Own A Dog? Immediately Check For S.o.u.s&Amp;Rsquo;S (Spiders Of Unusual Size) Because The Only Logical Thing That Could Scare This Baby Would Be That.

Babygirlssweetsurrender: Dolphin Interlude. Squish

Rydenarmani: My Hobbies Switching Between The Same Three Apps For Hours Not Speaking To Anyone For Days At A Time Listening To The Same Songs I Have Been Listening To For 20 Years Imagining Myself In Situations That Will Literally Never Exist That

Atheistcartoons: If You Believe In A God And You Find Yourself Ridiculing Russell’s Teapot Argument, Then You Don’t Understand It. The Gist Is That It’s Nonsensical To Expect Others To Believe Anything On The Grounds That They Cannot Prove You

The Problems With Resting Bitchface.

Bryanshottie1: This Is How It Feels When You Aren’t There…

What It Means When You Swat My Ass

Resplend3Nt-Rap4Cious: “Geometric” ❥

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