mypainhispleasure:Get you a man who randomly kisses your forehead/cheeks and gets adorably excited when you say you love him, but will also choke the shit out of you and call you a filthy whore during sex.

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Curiouslyhigh: Me: Summons A Demon Demon: For What Purpose Did You Summon The Great And Terrible Vokule? Me: Girls Night? Demon: Oh Fuck Yeah Girls Night!

Internetcrisis:ladies And Gentlemen, You’re Now Experiencing An Emotional Turbulence. Please Buckle Up And Relax; It Will Be Over Shortly. Sorry For The Discomfort You’re Feeling And Enjoy The Rest Of The Journey Called Life.

Sweetleaves:“If You Have No Other Reason To Live, Live Out Of Spite.”

Kitten-Tailss

Cheers-To-The-Queers: Get You Someone With A Sweet Heart And A Dirty Mind

Pull Me Out From Inside

Pull Me Out From Inside

Memes-Aree-Us: You Might Like Getting Choked But Sea Turtles Don’t So Keep Your Fuckin Plastic Out Of The Ocean.

Loftygirl: But If You Lived With Your Best Friend Who Was At Minimum 12 Times Your Size (I Did The Calculations) And Did Everything Together Wouldn’t You Try And Climb On Top Of Them Sometimes? I’m Just, Saying Cats Do Make Sense.

Ropedolly:i Got A Time Out And I Didn’t Even Do Anything !

Dubistruhig: I Want Someone To Look At Me &Amp;Amp; Say Damn That’s Mine &Amp;Amp; Just Be So Proud To Have Me

Totheonedegree:yoooo You Exclude Yourself From Learning Certain Things Because You Didn’t Think You’d Be Alive To Need It

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