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sridevi: my laptop: starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed me:

sridevi: my laptop: starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed me:

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Draconym: Ripley Has A Very Good Grasp Of The Word “Touch” And We Often Use It As A Command Word To Get Him To Try To Be Less Afraid Of New Things Or To Ask His Permission To Pet Him. He Knows If We Ask Him To “Touch” A Person Or Object, He’ll

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Don't Dream It's Over

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