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prokopetz: Wanna know the thing I’ve learned about this year that’s changed how I look at the world more than anything? Pinsetters. You know, the machines at bowling alleys that set the pins back up after you’ve knocked them down. The thing about

prokopetz: Wanna know the thing I’ve learned about this year that’s changed how I look at the world more than anything? Pinsetters. You know, the machines at bowling alleys that set the pins back up after you’ve knocked them down. The thing about

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