moniquill: Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?

moniquill: Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?

Jakemalik: Jakemalik: One Night My Roommate Brought Home A Girl From A Party He Was At And I Was Up When They Came Home Eating Fruit Roll Ups And I Offered The Girl Some And She Ended Up Sleeping In My Bed With Me And Now I’m Known In My Whole Residence

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Maraudring: Bedheadharry: You Know What’s Cute A Baby Fucking Ocelot An Ocelittle

Ectoghostologist: I Love Being Tight With Teachers Because You Get To Hear Them Talk Shit About Other Teachers Its So Funny They All Act Like Highschoolers Except They Get Paid

Tarotempura

Tarotempura

Gearstation: Sacredassbutt: Baruchsbalthamos: Americans Pronouncing It ‘Noo-Tella’ As If It Were Made From Fucking Hazelnoots. Ahem. #Man You Just Got Roasted Like A Hazelnoot

Stxxz: That Awkward Moment When You Leave A Store Without Buying Anything And All You Can Think Is “Act Natural, You’re Innocent”.

Cthulhu-With-A-Fez: At Least 85% Of Edward Elric’s Personality Is Made Up Of Pure U Wanna Fuckin Go

Revelation19: Musiqchild007: Revelation19: This Is 100% True This Tweet Sounds As Though Introverts Consume The Souls Of Others Before They Engage In Social Events. This Is 100% True

Thechosimbaone: Kiss Kiss Fall In Love

Reginasmom: Kicks Football Once Im Straight Now

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