monkeysaysficus: hot3s: My right foot can legally smoke marijuana. The rest of my limbs cannot. How to bottom simultaneously in four different states.

monkeysaysficus: hot3s: My right foot can legally smoke marijuana. The rest of my limbs cannot. How to bottom simultaneously in four different states.

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