did-you-kno: Source

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Awkwardsituationist: One Stormy Night My Girlfriend Saw What We Thought Was A Dead Sparrow Below Our Balcony. He Was Barely Breathing, Covered In Ants And Completely Blind. We Brought Him Home And Put Him In A Box. After Spending A Night In Our Bedroom,

Dr-Cormier: Lightspeedsound: Divergentshadowhunting: Thedadruiner: O Shit Setting The Record Straight Oh Look, The Media Casually Blaming Underaged Girls For Their Unwilling Involvement With Adult Men #Troian Bellisario #Kicking Ass And Taking

Shatters-Themoon: Hiddlestalker: Never Forget Omfg

Betterthanlegos: S-Guy: Abitgarish: Wolfbearsnake: Xxcrashcourse: Aneverydaynerd: I Was At Target Yesterday And This Little Girl Wanted To Buy Halo 4, But This Lady Came Up To Her And Said Video Games Are For Boys. This Lady Had A Box Of Trix

Weird &Amp; Pissed Off

Sherlock-Has-The-Tardis: Forsciencejohn: Cherryredcuttlefish: I’d Love To Punch You Right Now But The Prime Directive Clearly States That Primitive Species Should Not Be Interfered With Until They Reach A Certain Level Of Maturity In Their Evolutionary

Arielthenerd: Whereigowhenimnothere: Merrymrdarcy: So I Called The Nearby Starbucks To See If They Were Open Because My Dad Wasn’t Sure And Wanted Me To Ask So I Asked Them In Gollum’s Voice “Hello Is Precious Open Today?” And The Guy On The

Mostlycatsmostly: Axis Plops Down On The Floor When His Owner Takes Out The Vacuum Cleaner. He Won’t Let Her Clean Until He’s Been Thoroughly Vacuumed. (Via Poluekt)

Ohyouspookypotato: Has This Been Done Yet

Aivelin: I Think This One Is Better…

Thestraggletag: It’s Adding Insult To Injury Telling The 800,000 People Temporarily Out Of A Job That, Really, The Shutdown Is No Big Deal.

Mister-Boob: Sweetambscookies Rilakkuma Cookies ~[X]

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