tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought

tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought

tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought

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Witchyhellbroth: Pinenolanapple: It Takes 237 Muscles To Fake An Orgasm But 15 To Say “It’s Called A Clitoris And It’s Right Here” #Don’t Ever Fake An Orgasm Let Them Know They Disappointed You

8Ot: Don’t Let People With 3 Column Themes Tell You Shit

Greenmariosmansion: “Sir Could You Please Put Away Your Yugioh Cards? This Is A Job Interview”

Frankienathanieljonas: Bubblelumps: Was Voldemort A Virgin #Did You See Him In 5Th Year? #He Wasnt A Virgin

Colonelmustangsnipples: Itsmalice: Johnfontin: The Pig Goes “Oink Oink” The Cow Goes “Moooo” The Horse Goes “Neighhhh” The Dog Goes “Ed…Ward” You’re Grounded. So Is Hughes

Yaoibutts: I Love How Potato In French Is Pomme De Terre, Which Pretty Much Means “Earth Apple.” Like What Stupid Frenchman Saw This: And Said “Zis Petite Légume Looks Like A, How You Say, Apple! Hmmm… But It Grows In Ze Earth… Hon Hon Hon!

Toxicrants: Don’t Say You’ll ‘Treat A Girl Like A Princess’ Unless You’re Prepared To Follow Up On That Shit. If I’m Not Living In A Castle By The Sea With Diplomatic Powers Over A Small Country Then You’re A Bitch-Ass Liar.

Demon-Sweets: Hey Guys Can Someone Make This Blog That’s Supposedly A “Blieber Blog” And Get Loads Of Bliebers To Follow It And Make Them Think That This Blog Is Like One Of Them. But When The Blog Hits A Certain Number Of Followers… It Changes

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Hurricane-Emily: Jimgaffigan: Ladies I Hope Getting Your Nails Done Feels Good Because Not A Single Man Notices You Got Them Done. Maybe Just Maybe Women Do Some Things For Themselves And Not Just For Men What A Concept

Chaos Lives On.

Mental-Elemental: In All Fairness Though, I Think Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Wins The Award For “Biggest Regret Of Accidentally Successful Text Post.”

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