strawberriesandjane: funsizedfox: “they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..” “who?” “…..them.” Oh.

strawberriesandjane: funsizedfox: “they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..” “who?” “…..them.” Oh.

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Staticpoison: Thanl: Off-The-Wall-Geek: So I Went On Omegle Today Out Of Boredom And I Meet Up With Three Police Officers From Iraq. We All Became Best Friends And Had A Competition Of “Who Can Balance An Object On Their Head The Longest.” I Chose

Snorlaxatives: I’m Not Cleaning That Up Haven’t Seen That Show In Three Years And I Still Managed To Read That In Her Voice

Mishaoverlord: Geekishchic: Cannibalcoalition: You Know What? I Don’t Care If Being A Lesbian Isn’t Natural. Its 2013. Oreos Don’t Have A Single Natural Ingredient In Them That Isn’t Distilled Out Of Recognition. People Get Their Vegetables

Mrcraabs: Why The Fuck Cant I Have A Best Friend Who Lives 30 Seconds Away From Me Who Always Comes Over And We Just Stay At Each Others Houses Whenever Movies Are So Deceiving

Sleepless

Maiya-Elise: Yessss

Turtwink: Does Medusa Have Pubes And If So Are They Snakes Too

Kirtens: When I Was Younger I Was In Mcdonalds And I Had My Tamagotchi With Me And I Was Playing With It And There Was Another Girl About My Age With A Tamagotchi Too And We Kept Looking Over To Eachother And After A While She Went To The Bathroom And

Sunjolras: So Like If You Ever Want To Unfollow Me For Literally Any Reason You Can Do That I Want You To Have A Nice Dash I Want You To Have The Freedom To Create The Space Here That You Want To Have If You Don’t Want To Unfollow, But Want Something

Atlasalpha: Suddenly Realizing Your Friend Sent You A Message Hours Ago And You’ve Just Been Accidentally Ignoring Them The Entire Time

Oddsexual

Sup0Rnatural: I Get So Angry When People Crack A Fortune Cookie But Don’t Eat It Like It’s A Fucking Cookie Why Won’t You Eat That Shit

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