flyfella: I’m drunk at Waffle House and all I ordered was toast and when the waitress said “all you want is toast?” I responded “I’m always a slut for carbs” which in itself is mortifying for me to have said audibly YET my friend decides
flyfella: I’m drunk at Waffle House and all I ordered was toast and when the waitress said “all you want is toast?” I responded “I’m always a slut for carbs” which in itself is mortifying for me to have said audibly YET my friend decides
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