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Disneyismyescape: Kinell: Did You Know That Crush Is Portrayed “High” Because Sea Turtles Actually Eat Jellyfish And The Poisons Inside The Jelly Doesn’t Actually Harm The Turtle But Instead Intoxicates Them Much Like Marijuana Does For Humans.

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Sovji: Steals Ur Credit Card Hasta La Visa

0Nechoice: Thank You Jenni Herd

Nosdrinker: Earthtohayley: Johnny Depp Is So Confusing Like Sometimes He Looks Like This And Then Later He Looks Like This He Doesn’t Even Look Like The Same Person!!!!????? And Don’t Get Me Started On His Voice, Man He’s An Actor

Sachikoyagami: “Hey Ryuk Do The Death Note Rules Say I Can’t Do This” Light Rips Out A Page Of The Notebook And Uses It To Roll A Flat Blunt

Msjewbooty: “I Feel U” I Say As I Begin Feeling You. You Are Soft, Like A Bunny

Interstellarspeedster: Butterscotchwm: Nobody-Suspects-A-Thing: This Is One Of The Reasons The Lego Movie Hit Wayyy Closer To Home Than Frozen To Me. Instead Of A Problem That Only Tackles Some Few, Selected People, You Can’t Deny That At Least At

Matt-Smith: Photoshoppedreality: Hussiescondensedevil: Eating Is So Badass I Mean You Put Something In A Cavity Where You Smash And Destroy It With 32 Protruding Bones And Then A Meat Tentacle Pushes It Into A Pool Of Acid And After A Few Hours You

Puralize: You Don’t Understand How Hard It Is To Take A Selfie When You’re Ugly

Shslcutie: Sees Good Art Gets Excited Thinks I Can Art Tries To Art Cant Art Sobs

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