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narcissistmanifesto: whenever i make a successful text post i print it out for my mom to put on the fridge

narcissistmanifesto: whenever i make a successful text post i print it out for my mom to put on the fridge

narcissistmanifesto: whenever i make a successful text post i print it out for my mom to put on the fridge

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