Amazing how such a small thing can be so devastating.

Amazing how such a small thing can be so devastating.

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She Can Ruin You Even Over Skype.

Jerk. Get Close. Stop. Go Limp. Repeat.

Piercing Stuff

At Least She&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Be Having A Good Time. And That&Amp;Rsquo;S What&Amp;Rsquo;S Important.

Everyone Should Know Their Role In Life.

I Would Plan On Tomorrow.

Thousands Of Wankers Sitting At Their Computers Approve Of The Giant Black Rubber Dong You Bought Your Beautiful Girlfriend.

They Say It Takes 10,000 Hours Of Practice To Perfect A Skill. You Better Get Started.

It&Amp;Rsquo;S An Important Milestone. You Should Celebrate By Posting An Ad On Craigslist Looking For A &Amp;Ldquo;Mean Daddy&Amp;Rdquo;.

The Sobbing Will Only Make Her Want To Hurt You More. So Maybe You Do Want To Keep Crying. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Here To Judge.

You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Really Want To Date, Do You? Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T You Rather Forgo A Social Life And Just Lick Mean Girls&Amp;Rsquo; Assholes?

It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Fair For Her To Wait From Thursday Until Friday Night To Get Her Ass Worshipped. Your Monthly Orgasm Can Wait Until Your Next Monthly Orgasm.

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