unclefather: neptunevelvet: I just realised that “society” views a guy doing, whatever he did, to a food as sex but people still think if a lesbian has only ever been with girls than she’s a virgin “technically”. He fucked a hot pocket. Are

unclefather: neptunevelvet: I just realised that “society” views a guy doing, whatever he did, to a food as sex but people still think if a lesbian has only ever been with girls than she’s a virgin “technically”. He fucked a hot pocket. Are

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Ugh, This Fall Im Paying Out The Ass To Afford To Send My Daughter To Private School And Im So Fucking Nervous About Her Being In School Jesus Man. Shit. Shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Classicallyleone There Was This Weird Alternate Universe Where The Flash Died And Superman Got Super Serious And Turned The Justice League Into The Justice Lords. But In General Superman Is The Big Blue Boyscout. Most Of The Jla Generally Have Very Few

Marvel Sucks Anyway, So I Don’t Know Why Dc Feels The Need To Compete With Their Movies Anyhow. There Are Only Three Good Marvel Characters, And They’re Cyclops, The Hulk And Spiderman When He’s Not Being Actively Fucked Over By The Universe So

This Friend Of Mine Showed Me A Video Of A Lady Having Sex With A Watermelon, So I Don’t Even Know Why A Teenage Boy Jamming His Dick Into A Hot Pocket Would Be News Worthy. When I Was A Teenager I Would Have Put My Dick Into A Seductive Tree If My

Does Miyavi Still Make Music? I Really Liked Him Once Upon A Time.

I Wish I Was An Attractive Girl So I Could Charge For My Snapchat And Sell A Fantasy. I’d Make A Killing.

When My Coffee Doesnt Wake Me Up In The Morning And Im Exhausted Into The Afternoon I Get Worried Cause That Must Mean I’m Doing Too Much.

Like I Drank A Pot And A Half Of Coffee And Im Still Pretty Sure Im Going To Die Here Today.

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One Of The Things I Dislike About Tumblr, Is That When Someone Says Something That Any Decent Rational Minded Individual Would Say They’re Treated Like Some Kind Of Fucking Prophet And Its Confusing As Shit To Me.

This Dude Traded Me An Event Pokemon For A Ditto With A Destiny Knot, What The Fuck Man? You Can Catch A Ditto Pretty Easily, And Destiny Knots Are In-Game Items. Like Am I Just Out Of Touch With Pokemon Cause I Really Havent Been Into It?

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