Legally speaking I am an expert witness on PB&J sandwiches… I can tell you with 100% certainty… they are not… and anyone who thinks they are… has a double digit IQ.

Legally speaking I am an expert witness on PB&J sandwiches… I can tell you with 100% certainty… they are not… and anyone who thinks they are… has a double digit IQ.

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This Dude Definitely Played Pokemon&Amp;Hellip;

Ya Know How I Know I’m Over My Ex? I Just Shaved My Pubes. =) Hows That For An Emotional Barometer?

Just Imagining&Amp;Hellip; “I Got Crabs From A Big Sandy Dick While On Vacation.”

Omg-Images:toadal Pleasure

Srsfunny:cactus In Oaxaca That Cactus Aint Fuckin’ Around&Amp;Hellip; Or Maybe He’s Always Wanted To Create Shade For People, Like Its His Dream&Amp;Hellip;

Advice-Animal:can I Be Real With You Guys For A Second? I Prefer To Think Of It As Health Buff Actually. Lol It Runs Out After A Few Minutes But While Its In Effect You’re The Most Alive You’ll Ever Be.

Catsiesd: There’s So Many Cute Animals On The Internet Today. I Love It!!!! Honestly Me When Short Girls Kiss Me&Amp;Hellip;

Srsfunny:just Put Your Finger Brain Glitches Ow.

Advice-Animal:psychology Backfire

Advice-Animal:so Edgy For A Fruit Fun Fact. Soaking Your Fingers In Pineapple Juice Will Eventually Destroy Your Fingerprints. For The Above Reason. Yw Future Assassins.

Srsfunny:no Wakey Wakey For You

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