Guh, I found a split in the shelf. Good thing I have these very sturdy clamps to keep everything in! It’d be a shame if something embarrassing spilled out while the camera was rolling, huh?

Guh, I found a split in the shelf. Good thing I have these very sturdy clamps to keep everything in! It’d be a shame if something embarrassing spilled out while the camera was rolling, huh?

Guh, I found a split in the shelf. Good thing I have these very sturdy clamps to keep everything in! It’d be a shame if something embarrassing spilled out while the camera was rolling, huh?

ShittyHandbras ShortShorts

Haha, Bulge. It’s A Funny Word, And An Even Funnier Thing To Grab. I’m Done With This Shoot, But My Junk Looks Pretty Good In These, Doesn’t It?

I Also Took A Bunch Of Phone Pictures During This Whole Thing. This Is From Near The End - When I May Or Might Not Have Shot A Short Video. .3.

Here’s My Christmas Bod. I Think I’m Starting To Develop A Bit Of Belly Fat&Amp;Hellip; Better Hit The Exercise Bike Soon.

Obligatory Stupid-Ass Duck Face Selfie. Yap.

Rare Hat-Less Picture. Because I Think You’re Worth It. C: But It’s Okay, Because You Can’t Actually See The Part Of My Head The Hat Normally Covers Up! Mauahahahaha!

I Want It To Be Known That I Did Have The Idea Of Releasing Those Pictures Much More Slowly, And Offering ‘Early Access’ For Like Five Bucks. Maybe I Should Have Done That.

Butts Big As Cars

Butts Big As Cars

Shapedlight

Shapedlight

Btndb2 Replied To Your Photoset: Gah, I Noticed Pretty Late On That, Along With The&Amp;Hellip; On The Top Picture Your Birthmark Looks Like A Paw Ohmigod It’s Actually A Combination Of The Shadow From The Trimming

Brakken: I’m Getting A Few Of These Bitcoin Spam Messages. Lemme Know If You Get One From Me So I Can Update My Security Stuff, But Don’t Click Any Links! Stay Safe Everybody Aw Man, I Never Get These. I’m Always Outta The Loop.

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