therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!

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