Hubby, if that checkbook isn’t on the floor next to my feet with you kneeling writing out a big number in ten seconds, this isn’t the start of a striptease, it’s the end. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Hubby, if that checkbook isn’t on the floor next to my feet with you kneeling writing out a big number in ten seconds, this isn’t the start of a striptease, it’s the end. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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You Took A Picture And Cut Off Half Of My Face? You Were Focused On My Body And Not On Me? I Don’t Care How Amazing You Tell Me My Body Is: You Made A Big Mistake | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Just Checking Hubby. You Did Bring All Your Credit Cards, Didn’t You? | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

I Get Into This Miniskirt For This? My “Thank You-Hubby-For-The-Generous-Present” Miniskirt For This? Sell The Car, Give Me The Money, And Start Saving For A Car That Might Be Worth You Seeing My Legs Again. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

You’re Locked In Chastity, You Haven’t Come For A Month, And I’m Wearing This Outfit. I’ve Decided This Would Be A Good Time To Negotiate Your Increased Chores List For The Next Month. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Sorry, What? Did I Just Hear Right? The Answer Is Still No, But Now You Have A 2000 Word Letter Of Apology To Write. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

Great Seeing A Delicious Treat On The Kitchen Counter, Isn’t It Hubby? Not So Great When It Was Last Night’s Delicious Treat Which Your Lazy Husband Left On The Counter And I Had To Clean Up. Now Get Yourself Bent Over The Counter With Your Pants

Yes, You May Look At Me As You Lie On The Floor. You Make The Most Precious Footstool You Know. The Envy Of All My Friends. Speaking Of Which, I Will Be Thinking Of You Tonight When I Am Out With Them, Spending Your Money. While You I Am Gone I Would

Behind This Door Is A Special Treat. Yes Darling, It Is Your New Bedroom. You Will Be Sleeping In It Every Night From Now On. And Best Of All, It Contains All Of My Shoes. I Know How Much They Excite You. What Else Would Explain Why You Have Bought

Hi Hubby… Just Showing You Where Your Hands Aren’t Going For The Next Week. Don’t Worry Though, Your Tongue Will Be Going Places Close To Here Many Times | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

My Girlfriends Will Be Over In A Few Minutes. They Have Been Questioning My Control Over You. To Prove To Them That You Are Completely Submissive To Me I Told Them That You Would Spend The Entire Day On Your Hands And Knees And Fetch Whatever We Want.

Making You My Foot Slave Was A Stroke Of Genius. I Used To Spend $75 Dollars A Week And Waste 2 Hours Of My Time At The Salon. Now You Pay Me The Same Money And It Takes Half The Time. And In Return, All I Have To Do Is Promise You Another Day Of

Which Bothers You More Dear? That Since I Took Over As Ceo Of The Company You Founded We Have Tripled Our Sales – Or - That You Have To Serve As My Personal Secretary And Everyone Knows It. Don’t Look So Dejected. If I Were A Mean Spirited Boss

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