fragiledarling:

fragiledarling:

valentinanappi veins

Sherlocksmyth: Sherlocksmyth: One Time My Religion Teacher Who Has A Monobrow Asked Me “What The Hell Did You Do To Your Hair?” Because I Had A Blonde Streak Through It And I Said “What The Hell Did You Do To Your Eyebrow” And He Sent Me Outside

Nice-Wig-Janis: What Just Happened

Togepenis: Tru Friendship Is When They Don’t Care That U Don’t Text Them Back

Beerito: Are U In Love With Me? No?? Slides U A Chocolate Pudding How About Now?

Keekaw: Every Time I Enter A Room I Think, “Yes, I Have Arrived”

Eat, Sleep, Lift, Repeat

Deodrant: I Love Sleeping To Avoid Problems

Epochayur: People That Can Swim Underwater In Chlorine Pools With Their Eyes Open Are Not To Be Trusted

Mild-Bloom: I Dont Need A Valentine I Need 8 Million Dollars And A Fast Metabolism

Morphine-And-Cigarettes: Raise Your Hand If You Have A Hopeless Crush On Someone You Can Never Call Yours🙋

Nothing Was The Same

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