Me: Look, my favorite porn actress is auctioning off her bras. I want one.Wife: No, that’s gross.Me: But I want to buy a sweaty bra. I need a sweaty bra!Wfe: We have plenty of those here. Shut up and go to sleep.Sorry, Gianna Michaels.
Me: Look, my favorite porn actress is auctioning off her bras. I want one.Wife: No, that’s gross.Me: But I want to buy a sweaty bra. I need a sweaty bra!Wfe: We have plenty of those here. Shut up and go to sleep.Sorry, Gianna Michaels.