Looks like Freddy Krueger’s dong was too hot for the fire that forever disfigured every other part of his body. Nice dong, Freddy!

Looks like Freddy Krueger’s dong was too hot for the fire that forever disfigured every other part of his body. Nice dong, Freddy!

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Well, Well, Well, Looks Like Not All Of The Staypuft Marshmallow Man Is Soft. Nice Dong, Staypuft!

Looks Like We’ve Finally Answered The Age Old Question Of “Who’s The Boss?”. It’s Tony Danza’s Dong. Nice Dong, Tony!

Holy Shit, I Bet Neil Degrasse Tyson’s Hot Dong Knows A Thing Or Two About Black Holes! Great Dong, Neil!

Good Thing His Pants Aren’t Sheer, Or His Coworkers Would Never Get Anything Done! Nice Dong, Paul Scheer!

Well, Well, Well, Check Out That Hot Dong On Ross Gellar Himself! Great Dong, David Schwimmer! I Bet That’s What Led To Matthew Perry’s Pill Addiction! Dong Envy!

R.i.p. Christopher Reeves, You Had An Awesome Dong.

Wow, Who Knew The Author Of “The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test” Had Such A Great Dong! Good Lookin’ Out, Tom Wolfe! I Bet That Dick Knows Charlotte Simmons!

Honestly, I Think An Argument Could Be Made That Dj Jazzy Jeff’s Dong Is The Actual Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. Either Way, Great Dong, Dj Jazzy Jeff!

That’s A Real Tucci Stanley Is Packin’ There! Great Dong, Stanley Tucci!

Hey Fonzerelli, You’re A No Good Hood! With A Great Dong! Great Dong, Fonzi!

Hey Mr. Belvedere, That’s A Great Dong! (However, You Really Shouldn’t Have That Hog Out Around Children)

Hey, Ernest Borgnine, Great Dong! I Hope They Cut That Thing Off Before They Put You In The Ground!

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