#he cannot masturbate because he is so strong that he will rip off his shlong if he tries headcanon accepted, equius’ first orgasm was with whoever his first partner was. after a single devastatingly injurious attempt at masturbating when he
#he cannot masturbate because he is so strong that he will rip off his shlong if he tries headcanon accepted, equius’ first orgasm was with whoever his first partner was. after a single devastatingly injurious attempt at masturbating when he